Sneakers, Beautiful Women, Random Shit and Whatever the Fuck Else Is On My Mind.

27 year old Bay Area resident

"No disrespect intended
But if you offended
can't take it back... handle your business"

 

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ricflairsniece:

kingjaffejoffer:

ricflairsniece:

kingjaffejoffer:

fullmetalmorphine:

ricflairsniece:

I asked that cultural appropriation question because I keep seeing people say that Riff Raff is appropriating hip hop culture. But, like, he’s always been like…

Are you implying hip hop culture is synonymous with black culture?

Anonymous asked
You're disgusting.

kingjaffejoffer:

TMNT Characters - Ranked:

  1. Raphael - The realest nigga in the entire series. Truth be told, if it wasn’t a kids show Raph would have probably caught a few bodies. He was ill-tempered and had pent of sexual frustration of being a teenager but there were no female turtles walking around. He was doomed to a sexless life and took it out on Shredder’s goons.
  2. Casey Jones - Everybody know he was beating April O’Neal’s pussy down every chance he got. That bad boy image got him all the pootie.
  3. Donatello - He had the shittiest weapon out of all the turtles but he was smart and shit. He was prolly working on a secret formula to turn him back into a human. 
  4. Splinter - Although it wasn’t explicitly stated, Splinter was the biggest pimp in cartoon history. Ole lazy ass dirty ass rat nigga laying in a sewer doing nothing all day, sending these 4 teenage kids out into the world to fight his battles and fetch him food. He was an old mooch who didn’t have the benefit of social security so he took means into his own hands.
  5. Krang - This nigga was a brain with arms. He had wrinkled ass nub arms and a mouth. He was the most sophisticated brain to ever exist. I bet he shoved those little brain nub arms in a woman’s pussy at least 3 or 4 times just because he was pimpin like that. 

Anonymous asked
my nigga, have you been arguing w/ somebody on youtube about Phil Jackson? I seen someone w/ this username.

kingjaffejoffer:

At least once a week I have someone coming to me saying they saw someone with the name King Jaffe Joffer on another website. 

Its a popular character from a popular movie. A lot of people use the name.

This is the only website I use KJJ on. 

I would also never lower myself to the point where I’m arguing in YouTube comments. 

Anonymous asked
You're a disgusting piece of shit and a sexual offender. How would you feel if a woman dear to you had nudes or a sex tape leaked? Disgusting. Is this how your mom raised you?

kingjaffejoffer:

Y’all know what my favorite thing about this message is?

Tumblr and Twitter are full of people posting and reblogging Rihanna’s nudes. And All I did was talk about them without actually sharing them,and I’m a “sex offender”

Please let this happen. Please