Sneakers, Beautiful Women, Random Shit and Whatever the Fuck Else Is On My Mind.

26 year old Bay Area resident

"No disrespect intended
But if you offended
can't take it back... handle your business"

 

I can’t wait for the impending Dwight slander.

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

image

(Source: towongfoo)

The Wiz really playing like they don’t care about winning.

pseudophedrine:

livelaughloveatrandom:

taint3ed:

sosa-parks:

Nigga dunked on his own grandmother bruh this is a new level of savagery

LMAO She cute

SHE IS STILL IN HER CHURCH CLOTHES COME ON NOW

Flagrant

titytwochainz:

ovo-yonna:

ladiosanegra:

hot-diggity-dawg:

champagnexshe:

Lol oh Aubrey

fuck lmao

This bougie ass nigga. WHY!?

this nigga really took out a lint roller during the game.

any nigga wit black pants know how crucial this is